Sarah M. Eden

I Need Friends Friday: The Giveaway!

2010-07-30T06:00:00.001-07:00

As promised, today I am announcing the details of the...

Return of INFF Giveaway!

The Prize: An "I Need Friends Friday" t-shirt you can wear with pride and prove to all around you that you are the coolest kid in town!

How The Winner Will Be Chosen: I will assign every entry a number and then will let random.org pick a number randomly (random.org does everything randomly)

How to Enter: You get one entry for doing any of the following things, with an unlimited number of entries per person:

Leave a comment here.
Tweet/facebook/blog/otherwise spread the word about this giveaway
Go visit the websites of the fantastic members of my critique/writing groups (yeah, I have more than one group) then come back and tell me where you've been and what you learned

Michele Paige Holmes

Annette Lyon

HB Moore

J. Scott Savage

Lu Ann Staheli

Robison Wells

Janette Rallison

Donna Hatch

Winners will be announced next Wednesday, August 4th for Walkabout Wednesday and INFF will be back with an all-new interview on Friday!

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Walkabout Wednesday: Why Authors Need Each Other

2010-07-28T06:00:00.000-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 47:

I am at a writers retreat for the next few days. Think of it as a cross between a writers conference and a slumber party. While prepping for this annual excursion I found myself reflecting on conferences, retreats, critique groups, etc. I came to a rather monumental conclusion: Authors need each other.

We're not normal. We talk to voices in our heads and spend hours on end contemplating story arcs and character journeys. Discussions of point of view and unreliable narrators could last for days, weeks, years. We pour our hearts and souls into manuscripts we then willingly turn over to our fellow authors so they can tell us precisely what is wrong with it. Rejections, even if they reach into the hundreds, not only do not deter us, they spur us on.

No one else is like this.

If our unique mentality weren't enough to set us apart, we daily immerse ourselves in an undertaking that is, by its very nature, isolating. We sit in corners (yes, often dark ones) and stare at computer screens. Our minds are in a different world all together, with people who exist only in our imaginations. This world of our own creating often pulls and tugs at us as we go about our day. At times, our writing consumes our thoughts and dominates our conversations and pretty much annoys the living heck out of everyone around us.

This is why we need each other. We need to know that there are people who get it. We need the support, the encouragement, the extra shove toward improvement. Mostly, we need some reassurance that though we may be a touch crazy, it's a crazy we share with someone else.

So, happy writing to my fellow writers.

Keep it up.

--and--

Embrace the crazy.

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Countdown to the Return of I Need Friends Friday!!

2010-07-23T01:02:00.007-07:00

That's right folks. We can officially begin counting down!

My Countdown Countdown

Two weeks from today, INFF will return with all new interviews and loads of hilarity. Try to contain your excitement.

As if this couldn't get even more amazing... I'm having a

Return of INFF Giveaway!

Details of the giveaway will be announced next Friday. The prize? I'm announcing that today!

<---An I Need Friends Friday t-shirt! How cool is that?!

So come on back on Friday for your chance to win.

(In the meantime, head on over to Annette Lyon's blog for her 4-year blog-iversary. Prizes galore!!!)

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INFF will return after these messages

2010-07-16T08:18:00.002-07:00

Hey there! Just an update on INFF and my efforts to save its life...

My August interviews are more or less lined up, just working out some details
I'm getting September arranged.
I have enough volunteers to get going on October as well.

So, a big ol' thanks to everyone who joined the "Save INFF" campaign.

Now, enjoy this little gem of a spoof on the Old Spice commercials...

Brigham Young University / BYU - New Spice | Study like a scholar, scholar

Walkabout Wednesday: What Famous Author Do You Write Like?

2010-07-14T06:00:00.001-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 45:

Thanks to my tendency to lurk on the blogs of other authors, in this case Joyce diPastena's, I stumbled across "I Write Like..." a fun little online text analysis tool. Essentially, you enter a sample of your writing and it uses various mysterious algorithms and statistical analysis (bonus points if you know why the words "statistical analysis" make my little heart flutter) to determine which famous author your word choice and writing style is most like.

So I plugged in a couple paragraphs from my work in progress and got this pretty unexpected result...

I write like

George Orwell

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Hmmm. *rubs chin* Very interesting.

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I Need Friends Friday: "Lilly"

2010-07-09T06:00:00.004-07:00

Every Friday I interview a different person and share that interview with you. Perhaps they will be a fellow-author. Perhaps one of my neighbors. Maybe the bagger at the grocery store. A member of my family. A follower of this blog. Maybe it will be you! Hey, it could happen.

Today's I Need Friends Friday is an actual teenager. This fact has me beyond excited. You see, teenagers have rules about not doing lame things and a teenager is being interviewed for INFF. Thus, INFF is not lame. Oooooh yeah.

Our guest is 13 and, according to the rules of INFF, will be granted a code name in deference to her youth. She has chosen the code name "Lilly."

While I know "Lilly's" true identity, I will only tell you this:

She is very cool.
She comes from a very "literary" family
She is one of the cutest thirteen-year-old girls I've ever seen. (Watch out Lilly's mom and dad. Pretty soon the boys will start to notice that, too!)

Let's get to know "Lilly"!

SME: Welcome to INFF!

Lilly: I feel very welcomed!

SME: You are the first teenager I've had on I Need Friends Friday. That makes me feel very, very cool.

Lilly: I am? That makes me feel special!

SME: I've been brushing up on my Teenager Lingo. Prepare yourself to be blown away, dude. (yup. "Dude" is one of the words I've been practicing. Cool, huh?)

Lilly: What does "Lingo" mean . . . dude?

SME: *sighs* I had hoped that was a cool way of saying "language." I don't really speak Cool, ya know. I'm working on it though. I'm trying to think of a subtle way to work in the phrase "That's the bomb."

Lilly: So that's what it means, I knew that . . . sort of.

SME: So you're in Jr. High, right? Do you like it? (I'm sort of twitching remembering my Jr. High experience. We won't go there.)

Lilly: Yes, I love Jr. High (I get my own locker!!!)

SME: Very cool. The lockers had been taken out of my Jr. High because of too many "concealed weapons" problems. Like I said, I'm twitching a little.
What's your favorite subject in school?

Lilly: My favorite subject would be . . . MATH!!!

SME: Whoa. Did not see that coming, but that is totally awesome! So are you doing Algebra? Geometry? Trig?

Lilly: I'm going to start Algerbra in the fall, I can't wait!!!

SME: Wow. "Can't wait for Algebra." Maybe you should have your mom check your temperature---just in case.
Do you have a favorite after school snack? (I always liked mac & cheese!)

Lilly: If it involves chocolate it's my favorite!!!

SME: You and I are officially friends now. Officially.

Lilly: Awesome!!!

SME: I am going to make a big assumption here and guess that you like to read.

Lilly: How did you know? That is like my favorite thing to do EVER!!!

SME: Let's just say it was a hypothesis based on "traits that run in families."

Lilly: Ohhhhh, ya, I guess that would make sense.

SME: Do you have a favorite book you've read recently?

Lilly: That's hard, probably the book I just finished, "Princess of Glass"

SME: What did you like about it?

Lilly: Well . . . it's about Princesses, and fairies, and it has lots of magical stuff in it!!!

SME: Did you read "Princess of the Midnight Ball" as well?

Lilly: Ya, I read that a while ago and LOVED it!!!

SME: So "Princess of the Midnight Ball" and "Princess of Glass" get the Lilly Two Thumbs Up?

Lilly: Yes, and if I had more hands, it would be even more thumbs up!!!

SME: I think you are now my official go-to gal for Middle Grade/YA book evaluations!

Lilly: "Official" that makes me sound cool!!!

SME: And if I ever decide to write something Middle Grade/YA, and it *gasp* gets published, I'll have to make sure you get a copy.

Lilly: I will most likely finish it within a day (or two or three)!!!

SME: I am the same way. Once I start a book, if I really like it, I just read and read and read!

Lilly: In my opinion, the best thing to do is sit in my bed with a book and lots of chocolate!!!

SME: You are wise beyond your years, my friend. So, Lilly, what's your favorite continent?

Lilly: My favorite continent is Finland . . . wait that's a country. Europe, because that's where Finland is!!!!

SME: And Europe, I'm sure, is grateful to Finland for securing your loyalty!

Lilly: I'm sure Europe is!

SME: So if Finland got all fed up with Europe and decided to pack up and head to... I don't know... Antarctica, would that be your new favorite continent?

Lilly: Definitely.

SME: See, Europe. You should definitely send a Thank You card to Finland. And maybe flowers. Countries like flowers.

Lilly: Ooo, maybe I should send some Lillies.

SME: Nice one. So... Ultra-Cool Lilly the Teenager, how would you like to play a game?

Lilly: Oooo, I love games!!!

SME: Me too!!! I have invented a game just for you. It is entitled "How Cool Is That?"
I'm going to tell you something I have said or done recently and you, being a teenager and, thus, an expert on this sort of thing, will tell me if what I did was "Definitely Cool" "Kinda Cool" or "Totally Lame."

Lilly: It's a game just for me!!! That is Definitely Cool!!!

SME: So I'm starting out good, anyway. Okay... #1 I have started calling my 9 year old "Home Slice." In public.
Definitely Cool, Kinda Cool or Totally Lame

Lilly: I can honestly say that I have never heard anyone say "Home Slice" before so I have to say . . . Kinda Cool.

SME: Score!! My son says it's lame. I'm gonna tell him that an actual teenager said it was "kinda cool." Aaaah yeah!
Alright, #2 I recently joined Twitter.
Definitely Cool, Kinda Cool or Totally Lame

Lilly: I am not on Twitter, but my mom is, so that is also kinda cool.

SME: I'll take that. Okay. #3 My favorite pair of shoes are black Vans I bought in the boys' shoe section.
Definitely Cool, Kinda Cool or Totally Lame

Lilly: The boys' section, ewww, totally lame!

SME: Dang. They're totally comfortable. But I wondered if they were also totally lame. Now I feel conflicted. Let's see if I can redeem myself...
#4 My mom, sister and sisters-in-law all went to see Eclipse together this week. One of my sisters-in-law hadn't read any of the books nor seen any of the movies, so... my sister and I reenacted the first two movies in my mother's living room. Complete with props, costumes and appropriate hair styles.
Definitely Cool, Kinda Cool or Totally Lame

Lilly: That is Awesome, Definitely Cool!

SME: Wahoooo!!!!!
Okay, #5 (fingers crossed): That reenactment? We recorded it.
Definitely Cool, Kinda Cool or Totally Lame

Lilly: I have to see that sometime!! That is Definitely Cool!!!!!!

SME: Oh. It is a piece of cinematic mastery. If I can get it into the right hands... An Oscar might very well be in my future!
Last one, #6 I am interviewing YOU!
Definitely Cool, Kinda Cool or Totally Lame

Lilly: That is the best one yet!!!! That is even more that "Definitely Cool" that would have to be Super Spectacularly Awesomely Cool!!!!

SME: *fist pump* I am so telling my kids that I now have proof that I am not only NOT totally lame, I am Super Spectacularly Awesomely Cool!!

Lilly: Totally!!!

SME: I believe we have now reached the portion of the interview where we mosey on over to the portrait gallery!!

Lilly: Oooo, I can't wait!!!

*Sarah draws, and it's really cool*

Lilly: I look so CUTE!!!!!

SME: I just want to say that anyone with red hair and blues eyes HAS to be cute. We can't help it.

Lilly: Of course!!

SME: And now for the final question of the interview. Top 5 reasons this is the best blog interview you've ever done. Ready. Go.

Lilly: #1 This is the only interview I have ever done
#2 I learned what the word "Lingo" means.
#3 I found someone else with red hair, blue eyes, and loves chocolate!!!
#4 I got to have a game made just for me!!!!
#5 I found out liking math is not normal for a teenage girl!!!!

SME: Perhaps not normal... but who wants to be normal, ya know? I think that pretty much rocks. Besides, now I know who to call when I need help balancing my checkbook!
Well, Ultra-Cool Lilly the Teenager, thanks for stopping by and being my Friday Friend!

Lilly: Thanks for teaching me what Lingo means!

SME: I'm here to help! *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

If you'd like to be interviewed for "I Need Friends" Friday, shoot me off an email: friends at sarahmeden dot com!
I am looking for anyone and everyone, whether or not you think you are interesting. You'll get a fantastic stick figure portrait of yourself, a little promotion (if you're looking for that sort of thing) and the opportunity to tell your friends and family that you've been interviewed by SME, er... by ME!

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I Need Friends Friday:These Are A Few Of My Favorite... Games

2010-07-02T06:00:00.000-07:00

Every Friday I interview a different person and share that interview with you. Perhaps they will be a fellow-author. Perhaps one of my neighbors. Maybe the bagger at the grocery store. A member of my family. A follower of this blog. Maybe it will be you! Hey, it could happen.

I know, I know, I know. Today was supposed to be a brand new, fabulous, never-before-read interview. Umm... There were issues. So, instead, I'm throwing in another "retrospective"--this time highlighting a few different games we've played here at INFF.

Enjoy. And (fingers crossed) we'll be back next week!

Ginny Miller

SME: In honor of the week of the Holiday of Coolness, I have a brand new game--"The Game of Coolness."

Mom: I've never played a game of coolness. So this is extra cool.

SME: I will ask you three trivia questions about the world's coolest holiday. Answer them correctly and you will be crowned INFF champion for the day.

Mom: Aaah!

SME: Mom, you can play any game you want to play.

Mom: Sometimes daughters need to encourage their mothers. I seem to require a lot of that.

SME: I'm here for you. Question #1: What is a Leprechaun's job in the fairy world?
a.) Investment Banker
b.) Tax collector
c.) Author
d.) Shoemaker
hint: Authors don't make enough money to have a pot of gold.

Mom: Can't you tell your mother the answers so that she will get them all correct? They have a pot of gold so they must have something to do with money.

SME: Unless I just threw in 2 money-related jobs just to throw you off. *winks in an obvious fashion and nods emphatically*

Mom: d. Shoemaker

SME: *speaks dryly* It's a miracle. You got it right.
Question #2: Which of the following St. Patrick's Day occurrences would be considered the most significant by discerning people?
a.) The Coasters recorded "Yakety Yak." in 1958
b.) Future author of fantastic Regency romances, Sarah M. Eden, was born!
c.) Bishop Patrick, who would later become St. Patrick, died in Saul, Ireland in the year 461 AD.
d.) The postage stamp canceling machine patent was issued in the late 19th Century.

Mom: I don't know, D is pretty significant.

SME: Nice.

Mom: No, it's definitely B. I am a discerning person, you know.

SME: That's why I asked you. Last question: Kissing the Blarney Stone is supposed to give a person what?
a.) Swine Flu
b.) A really bad taste in their mouth.
c.) the gift of gab
d.) a great photo op

Mom: It's the gift of gab. You have always had the gift of gab.

SME: And yet, I never kissed a rock. Another INFF miracle. You got three out of three correct. That makes you the INFF champion!!! *green streamers and ballons float down in celebration*

Mom: I've been dreaming of this day. Good job, Sarah.

Tristi Pinkston

SME: Ask any member of the LDS church what dessert is most likely to make an appearance at any given LDS function and you will inevitably receive the same reply. In honor of this aspect of the LDS culture, I have entitled our game today "You Say Goodbye, I Say Jell-O."

Tristi Pinkston: Okay ...

SME: I will ask you three trivia questions related to jello. Get them right and you will be crowned INFF champion!!

Tristi Pinkston: Okay ...

SME: 1.) Liz Hickok will go down in gelatin- dessert history for what remarkable contribution to the world of jiggly, colorful treats?
a.) She invented the jiggler
b.) She first suggested the flavor lime-- yum!
c.) She sculpted a replica of the entire city of San Francisco in jello

Tristi Pinkston: I'm guessing you don't want me to open up another window and Google. So I'm going to say that she suggested the flavor lime. (Holding breath ... wincing ... )

SME: Thank you for your honesty. The actual answer is... C. She sculpted a replica of SF (among other things) in jello. Here's a link. It's incredible!

Tristi Pinkston: Really? That seems like ... such a waste of time. I don't mean to be harsh on this lady, who is probably very nice, but think of all the books she could have read in that amount of time. Oh, well. To each his own.

SME: And Ms. Hickok probably would look at my list of books read and think, "What a waste of time. Think of all the jello sculpture she could have made."

Tristi Pinkston: Hee hee hee ... Sarah, you're such a rebel. Off writing books when you could be sculpting Salt Lake City.

SME: So very true. Salt Lake, of every city on earth, needs to be sculpted out of jello.
Question # 2--How were gelatin desserts prepared before Peter Cooper first invented an easier-to-make boxed version in 1845?
a.) sheets of prepared gelatin were clarified by boiling with egg whites and shells, then dripped through a jelly bag before being placed in a mold
b.) there were no gelatin-based desserts before 1845
c.) They were prepared the way self-respecting dessert preparers always prepare gelatin--with floating vegetables

Tristi Pinkston: I choose A.

SME: A is correct!!!! I'm still cringing at the "clarified by boiling with egg whites and shells" part. And shells? Why were there shells?

Tristi Pinkston: To remind you of the beach.

SME: Beach jello. Got it.

Tristi Pinkston: Of course, just ignore the fact that they are egg shells and not seashells, and you'll be fine.

SME: Okay. Last question. Which of the following was NOT a flavor of Kraft Jell-o at one point?
a.) Celery
b.) Mixed Vegetable
c.) Salsa

Tristi Pinkston: Every one of those is making me cringe. I mean, really. I'm going to say, C, salsa.

SME: Celery and Mixed vegetable (along with "Roasted Tomato" and "Italian Seasoning") were all jello flavors at one time. *bleh* Therefore, C is correct, although not necessarily any more appetizing.
That's 2 out of 3. You are today's champion!!!!!!

Shantel Gardner

SME: In the long-standing tradition of INFF, I have a game for you! This game is mind-bogglingly random, will serve no purpose in your life, and is based on absolutely nothing other than the rather skewed workings of my mind!
Today's game is entitled "Who Would Win In a Fight?"

Shantel: Okay.

SME: I'm going to give you two options and you have to tell me who, of the two, would win in a fight. (Define "fight" in any way you choose.)
#1: George of the Jungle OR Tarzan?

Shantel: George of the Jungle. Because, just like me, he appears to be clumsy and dopey, and slow on the uptake, but there is a hidden genius somewhere in there just waiting to come out. Tarzan is way too serious.

SME: Agreed. As someone who spent most of her childhood unintentionally injuring herself, I always back the klutz in any confrontation. We are secretly very powerful!
#2: My high school mascot--a hawk--or yours?

Shantel: Our high school mascot was an Eagle. And I was it. I wore the suit. It was awesome.

SME: I don't know. Eagle vs. Hawk. Sounds pretty even to me.

Shantel: I would win. Hands down. Or Talons down.

SME: I always wanted to be the mascot... unfortunately the suit didn't come in a size meant to fit a 12-year-old child (which is pretty much how big I was in High School.) Bummer.
#3: Jane Austen or Jane Eyre?

Shantel: That one is tricky. If you are talking physical girth - Jane Eyre. War of words? Jane Austen. War of meekness? Jane Eyre.

SME: Agreed. On all three counts.

Shantel: That is a GOOD question.

SME: I know, I know. How do I come up with such deep and thought-provoking material?!?! It's a gift. Alright, last entry in the "Who'd Win In a Fight" game...
#4: Me OR The Wallpaper That Formerly Hung in My Hallway?
Psst... I know the answer to this one from harrowing (and recent) personal experience.

Shantel: You, Sarah... because you rock. That wallpaper is stupid. You are smart.

SME: In the end, I was the victor, but only after tremendous personal suffering.

Shantel: I can only imagine. You are so brave.

SME: Yeah. Ladders don't help the uncoordinated. But the wallpaper is gone and I am still here, so... *points at self* Winner! What do you know! You aced the quiz.
Congrats. You are officially Champion of INFF!

SME: *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

So... If you have something interesting to share about yourself or just want the fabulous experience of being interviewed for "I Need Friends" Friday, shoot me off an email: friends at sarahmeden dot com!
I am looking for anyone and everyone, whether or not you think you are interesting. You'll get a fantastic stick figure portrait of yourself, a little promotion (if you're looking for that sort of thing) and the opportunity to tell your friends and family that you've been interviewed by SME, er... by ME!

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Walkabout Wednesday: Genres Explained... by a 7 year old

2010-06-30T11:36:00.003-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 43:

Genre classifications can be tough. Knowing precisely where a novel fits on the genre spectrum is not always easy. So I consulted an expert and compiled this fail-proof description of various genres as explained by a 7 year old.

Enjoy.

Horror - "If the good guys are dying, especially if they're dying with lots of blood and scary stuff, that's horror."
Fantasy - "Fantasy is the books with all the made-up stuff, like animals that talk like people and people that look like animals and that stuff."
Science Fiction - "If the book isn't true, but it has science, that's science fiction. If it has science and it is true, then that's a school book, and that's boring."
Romance - "That one's easy. If there's kissing, it's romance. If there's more kissing than talking, that's gross romance."
Historical - "Historical means the people are really old and they live in really old places. Sometimes they talk funny. And they always wear weird clothes."
Children's/Middle Grade/Young Adult - "That one's tricky. You know it's a kids' book if there's not a lot of dying or kissing or bad words. But the teenager books have dying and kissing and bad words, just not as much as the grown-up books, but sometimes more... like if there are vampires. Vampires kiss a lot, even more than dying, but I don't know if they say bad words. I just read the children's stuff."
Mystery - "If you don't understand it, it's mystery."

Don't forget to come back for I Need Friends Friday!

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Prize Giveaway!!!

2010-06-29T00:24:00.004-07:00

It's my big ol' giveaway day in the Summer Treasure Hunt!

PRIZE: Courting Miss Lancaster (autographed copy)

QUESTION: In his "I Need Friends Friday" interview, what reason does Edward Cullen give for not sleeping at night?

Big Ol' Hint: http://www.sarahmeden.com/2009/11/i-need-friends-friday-edward-cullen.html

OPEN TO INTERNATIONAL ENTRIES

How to enter:

(1) Find the answer to the question, then email the answer with your name and AND MAILING ADDRESS to jdipastena@yahoo.com. Joyce solemnly swears you will not wind up on any mailing lists. This is only to facilitate the receipt of your prize. All entries will be deleted at the end of the contest.

(2) Indicate the date and the contest in the subject line. (Such as: Summer Treasure Hunt, June 1; Summer Treasure Hunt, June 2, etc).

Yup. That's it. Loads of luck!

I Need Friends Friday: The One That Started It All

2010-06-25T07:41:00.008-07:00

Every Friday I interview a different person and share that interview with you. Perhaps they will be a fellow-author. Perhaps one of my neighbors. Maybe the bagger at the grocery store. A member of my family. A follower of this blog. Maybe it will be you! Hey, it could happen.

In honor of I Need Friends Friday receiving the breath of life, today we will be revisiting the original INFF interview, the one in which I interviewed... myself. Next week INFF will be back with brand new interviews!!

SME: Hello, Sarah M. Eden. Welcome to “I Need Friends” Friday.

Sarah: Thank you. I am thrilled to be part of this endeavor.

SME: You're an author, right?

Sarah: I am.

SME: Do you ever, like, stand in front of the mirror and look at yourself and think, "Holy Crumb-ola. I'm an author. When did that happen? Aren't authors supposed to be really cool or interesting?"

Sarah: Who would do something like that?

SME: *nervous cough* Next question. How long have you been writing?

Sarah: Approximately three years now.

SME: Really? I learned to write in, like, Kindergarten.

Sarah: Oh. I thought you meant, when did I begin writing novels?

SME: That's a good question, too. I'm gonna write that down for the next time I interview an author.

So, you've been writing novels for three years. How many have you written?

Sarah: I have one title currently available (That's right. A link allowing interviewee to do a little shameless self-promotion in exchange for enduring this interview. Keep that in mind, in case you're interested in participating). And there are a whole bunch of others that are out-of-print.

SME: Will they always be out-of-print?

Sarah: That, I don't know.

SME: *waits in silent anticipation*

Sarah: Next question, please.

SME: What's your favorite continent?

Sarah: My favorite continent?

SME: Yeah. Everyone has a favorite continent.

Sarah: I suppose I like North America.

SME: I'm a fan, too. North America is great. It's definitely in my top seven.

Sarah: You know, this is kind of a strange interview. I mean, "What is your favorite continent?" Who asks that in an interview?

SME: It's a valid question.

Sarah: Do you have any normal questions?

SME: What exactly was it about the
title/graphic of the INFF segment ------->
that led you to believe this would be normal?

Sarah: Point taken.

SME: Alright. Welcome to the portion of the interview where I ask my new friend about something really interesting they are working on/involved in/learning about/dreaming of doing someday.
Sarah, because you are an author, I'm going to ask you about your Work In Progress - known in the biz as your "WIP." The snazzy title for this segment?

*cue "Whip It" by Devo. "You must whip it. Whip it. Whip it good."

Sarah: That is pretty lame.

SME: Lame, but funny. So, how's the WIP?

Sarah: Coming along pretty well. I am currently editing A FORLORN HOPE, which is book five in the Jonquil Brothers Series (another link of self-promotion). This story centers on Stanley Jonquil, who has only just returned from five years of fighting in the Napoleonic Wars, and his struggle to find peace and solace after witnessing so much suffering and devastation. *update--this book was finished, and it is awesome, but it's currently on the back burner*

SME: There's got to be a lady involved, though. Your stories are romances.

Sarah: Of course there's a lady.

SME: Then why didn't you say so?

Sarah: *starting to look a little annoyed* During a brief period of recuperation at home, Stanley met and fell in love with Marjie Kendrick, the younger sister of the lady his oldest brother would eventually fall in love with and marry.

SME: That sounds a little complicated.

Sarah: Try to keep up. So Stanley is in love with his sister-in-law's little sister-

SME: Is that even legal?

Sarah: They aren't actually related.

SME: Hey, isn't that a line from a movie?

Sarah: *shakes her head in apparent frustration* Anyway. My WIP, I think, is a really good book and I'm excited for it to come out.

SME: If a reader hasn't read the other Jonquil Books, will they be frustrated and throw the book against a wall because they'll be so lost and confused and then curse you and all your books - past, current and future - as the work of an incompetent storyteller and maniacal torturer of readers?

Sarah: What is that even supposed to mean?

SME: Try to keep up. Will new readers be able to follow the story even if they haven't read the other Jonquil books?

Sarah: Certainly. All of my books are written so that a reader could jump in anywhere, read them in any order and not be confused.

SME: Do you have a release date, yet?

Sarah: Nope.

SME: Now on to the portion of the interview where I draw a portrait of my new friend.

Sarah: A portrait? Are you an artist?

SME: *laughs* No.

Several minutes of awkward silence while SME labors over a pad of drawing paper.

SME: What do you think? ----->

Sarah: It's a stick figure.

SME: Yeah. That's all I know how to draw.

Sarah: With shoes.

SME: Shoes are important. I drew you wearing Airwalks. I hope that's okay.

Sarah: Sure. Um, I look a little ticked-off in that drawing.

SME: You look a little ticked-off in person.

Sarah: I think you need to work on being a more professional interviewer.

SME: Maybe you need to work on being a more professional interviewee!

Sarah: This interview may not be the best way to encourage people to participate in your little "I Need Friends" gimmick.

SME: Nah. I think everyone understands that when a person interviews *ahem* themself that things can get a little *ahem* awkward.

Sarah: True.

SME: I would be much nicer to future interviewees.

Sarah: And less abnormal?

SME: I make no guarantees.

Sarah: *sighs*

SME: Our time is almost up.

Sarah: Tragic.

SME: Um, did I just hear sarcasm in your voice?

Sarah: This has been a little strange.

SME: Do I need to put the title/image in here again so that "strange" won't surprise you?

Sarah: No. I get it. And now I think I understand the whole, "I have no friends" thing you're experiencing.

SME: What are you trying to say?

Sarah: Never mind.

SME: *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

Walkabout ahem Thursday... A HUGE Announcement!

2010-06-24T08:43:00.003-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 42:

Covenant has accepted another manuscript for publication!

Currently entitled
"The Accidental Wife,"
my next Regency-era romance is scheduled for release in Spring/Summer of 2011!!!

I will pass on more details as I learn them. Hooray!!!!!

Don't forget to come back for I Need Friends Friday!

(ignore "Read More!")

The Twilight Contest Winner and the Fate of INFF

2010-06-21T07:51:00.003-07:00

First things first, the winner of the Twilight Swag Box from Friday is...

Suan!

Whahooo!!!

And, next, the fate of I Need Friends Friday.

You may recall that I posted last week about my beloved INFF and how I wanted to make sure it hadn't worn out its welcome. Well, your collective response was overwhelming. I mean it. I'm blown away.

Not a single person said they were sick of it.
A bunch of people volunteered to be interviewed

So, it looks like INFF will continue. Phew!!!

I am in the process of trying to organize the amazing outpouring of volunteerism and will respond to everyone who emailed me very, very soon.
PS-If you made your offer in the comments of last week's post, would you mind emailing me so we can set up a day, etc. friends [at] sarahmeden [dot] com

Thanks so much everyone!!

Something Important

2010-06-21T06:00:00.000-07:00

Over the past weeks the folks over at Covenant have been receiving an unmanageable number of emails regarding me and my books. From what I understand, they come multiple times every single day and many are very nearly identical. As anyone who has had their inbox inundated with repeat messages can understand, the constant barrage is proving very frustrating.
So, for everyone's sanity, Covenant and I are asking that emails asking that they pick up my out-of-print books not be sent. I appreciate everyone's support and the enthusiastic response to Courting Miss Lancaster, but I'm certain none of us wants to cause problems.
I promise--PROMISE--I will keep everyone updated on any future books that are coming out and hope that your enthusiasm will hold.

Thanks so much for your cooperation!

(ignore "Read More")

The Chasing Twilight, Countdown to Eclipse giveaway... My Prize is Today!!

2010-06-18T09:14:00.003-07:00

It's my day over at Inksplasher's Twilight-themed giveaway!!

Today's Prize: Twilight Saga Swag Box

• Vintage-inspired metallic rose earrings
• Ghirardelli assorted chocolate squares
• Lindt Lindor Truffles
• “The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner” by Stephenie Meyer

Sponsor: Sarah M. Eden (yup, that's me)

Sponsor Question: In his “I Need Friends Friday” interview, whom does Jacob Black say he wouldn't date?

(HINT: Interview)

For three chances to win this prize:

Visit Sarah's site and correctly answer her question by midnight June 19 (so, here.)
Answer today's Eclipse Trivia question. (over at inksplasher)
Answer today's Road Trip question. (over at inksplasher)

To earn 2 points toward the Grand Prize:

Visit Sarah's site and correctly answer her question any time before July 3, 2010.

Don't miss today's INFF (below)!

And, as usual, ignore "Read More!"

I Need Friends Friday: Sam Miller

2010-06-18T06:00:00.003-07:00

SME: Welcome to INFF!

Sam Miller: Thanks.

SME: So, big ol' important question to start with: What's the best thing to eat there in Rexburg?

Sam Miller: Well, knowing the vast options here in Rexburg...probably Ramire's. Its a Mexican place! Could you tell by the name?

SME: I figured either Mexican or German. One of the two.

Sam Miller: I've never eaten a German before...

SME: I wonder if Germans are tasty.

Sam Miller: Most likely.

SME: Do you have a fav dish over at Ramire's?

Sam Miller: I'd have to go with their carne asada burrito! With lots and lots of guacamole...lots of it.

SME: "Lots of Guacamole" is pretty much my favorite dish at any Mexican food restaurant.

Sam Miller: I usually just say could I have a dish of guacamole with a carne asada burrito on the side!

SME: "How much for a gallon of guacamole?" Could you imagine the server's face if you asked that?

Sam Miller: I'll take a picture for you next time I ask that.

SME: Awesome. So, Sam. What is your favorite continent?

Sam Miller: I'd have to say Antarctica. It was the only one I wasn't sure how to spell.

SME: That was Liz's answer too! You must be related!

Sam Miller: She has spelling issues too, eh?!

SME: Is it your favorite because you can't spell it?

Sam Miller: I think its my favorite because I can't see anybody having to kill cockroaches or other bugs there...Wouldn't that be the life?

SME: Amen. As a recent blog post of mine clearly indicated, I am not a fan of roaches!!

Sam Miller: What don't you like about roaches?

SME: They are ugly. And don't die. Same reason I don't like zombies.

Sam Miller: At least zombies aren't hairy like roaches are...That makes roaches worse.

SME: Fact: Roaches are worse than zombies.
I am pretty sure there is a law somewhere that absolutely requires that all college students be asked what their major is. What's your major?

Sam Miller: Knowing the amount of problems I should have from being the youngest of 5 (not to mention who my siblings are...) I chose to major in Psychology! Will that get me free counseling?

SME: Only if you "counsel" yourself. But that would probably make you schizophrenic. hmm..

Sam Miller: That's the plan...Self diagnosis is the way to go. Actually, I am probably losing money due to tuition. Maybe I should have just went to someone else!

SME: Well, how would you like to hone your fledgling future-psychiatrist skills to play a little game?

Sam Miller: Absolutely I would.

SME: I'm calling it, "Man. That guy could really use a good shrink". Two questions. Get 'em right (and there is no wrong answer, really) and you win!

Sam Miller: I think I can handle this!
Is there a prize?

SME: Fame. Glory. Bragging rights.

Sam Miller: Those I can use.

SME: Awesome. Okay, #1: Name a TV character who could REALLY use a good shrink.

Sam Miller: Michael Scott. Yesh, that's right. Michael Scott.

SME: Um. Correct. So very, very correct.
Name a movie character who could REALLY use a good shrink.

Sam Miller: That one's a little tougher...I'm shooting for the main girl from Twilight. Reason being that she is dating a vampire and a werewolf! Plus, lots of people will probably not like that I picked her... What's her name again?

SME: That would be Bella Swan. I would have to agree. She definitely has some very masochistic tendencies--she really ought to see someone about that. Not to mention a touch of an obsessive personality.
You win the game!!!! Hoorah!!!
That means it's time to head off to the portrait gallery!

Sam Miller: I'm a bit scared... Should I be? Something tells me yesh.

SME: My portraits are fabulous, very life-like stick figure drawings. You'll love it.

*an aura of awesomeness fills the air*

Sam Miller: Do I have an afro? I've always wanted one!

SME: You have one now. You're welcome.

Sam Miller: Wow, look how kind you are! I take back the comment about needing a shrink because of you.

SME: Time for the traditional final question of the interview. Give me the top 5 reasons this is the best blog interview you've ever done. Ready. Go.

Sam Miller: 5. We made the most important discovery I've ever made on a blog interview: roaches are worse than zombies! And that's official...
4. I found out what my favorite continent was.
3. It helped me procrastinate my dreaded homework! After all, my siblings needs come first.
2. I now have "fame, glory, and bragging rights".
1. I have now accomplished my dream of having an afro and I didn't even have to get a perm! What a great interview!

SME: Yup. I know how to conduct a rockin interview! Thanks for being my INFF guest!

Sam Miller: Anytime!

SME: *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

Is this the end of I Need Friends Friday?

2010-06-16T08:57:00.004-07:00

I interrupt the usual Walkabout Wednesday to make a sad, yet important, announcement. Nobody wants to be my friend. *wipes tear*

For 10 months "I Need Friends Friday" has been a weekly installment here at www.SarahMEden.com. Every Friday for nearly a year, you've been greeted by this friendly face.--------------------------->

In those 10 months I have had no lack of interested interviewees. At times my interview schedule has been booked out for up to 10 weeks in the future. Guess what? The schedule now sits empty. I am currently begging family members to agree to an interview in an attempt to buy myself some time.

So now I'm wondering... has INFF run its course? Has it lost its appeal? Does anyone read it other than me?

If you'd like to see I Need Friends Friday continue:

let me know!
volunteer to be interviewed if you haven't already (friends AT sarahmeden DOT com)
talk someone else into volunteering to be interviewed

I'll host a special INFF in the next couple weeks in which we can bid the weekly interview a very fond farewell.

(ignore "Read More!")

I Need Friends Friday: Katy Bickerstaff

2010-06-11T06:00:00.002-07:00

Let's get to know Katy.

SME: Welcome to INFF!

Katy Bickerstaff: thank you! Glad to be here!

SME: In true INFF tradition I will begin by discussing the most important topic. Food.

Katy Bickerstaff: Food is good.

SME: What was the most scrumptious thing you ate today?

Katy Bickerstaff: Ummmm.....cherrios. This has not been one of my best "food days."

SME: Wow. That's kind of pathetic. Let me rephrase that question: What was the most scrumptious thing you wish you ate today?

Katy Bickerstaff: cheesecake....always cheesecake.

SME: Amazingly enough, I quite often have that same wish. Perhaps if we both wish hard enough.... cheesecake from heaven! huh? huh? c'mon. It could happen.

Katy Bickerstaff: Modern day Manna......

SME: Amen. I could totally live on that for 40 years. Totally.

Katy Bickerstaff: Did you get any yet?

SME: Nope. Cheesecake drought over here right now.

Katy Bickerstaff: Yeah...me neither.

SME: One of us isn't wishing hard enough. *ahem*

Katy Bickerstaff: My bad.

SME: Work on that, Katy. 'Cause I need me some cheesecake.
So... it was almost 90* here today and it made me thinking longingly of Arizona--in February.

Katy Bickerstaff: Well I'll take your 90 degrees and raise ya 20 more.

SME: Get me some heaven-sent cheesecake and maybe I'll trade you weather forecasts.

Katy Bickerstaff: Ohhhhh.....only if you promise to take it back when winter comes around.

SME: You know what they say about beggars being choosers.

Katy Bickerstaff: I cannot fathom driving in snow.

SME: Definitely a steep learning curve on that. I'm still trying to figure that out.

Katy Bickerstaff: I don't know how people do it. That and eat gross stuff like..... oysters!

SME: *gag*

Katy Bickerstaff: Exactly!

SME: I'm not a fan, either. (cue angry emails from the oyster lobby)

Katy Bickerstaff: I don't think Oysters appreciate being eaten and all.

SME: See, we're just looking out for the poor innocent oysters.

Katy Bickerstaff: I mean, it's one thing to take their pearls...but to then eat them...well that's just a little too greedy, if you ask me.

SME: On a more serious note... Okay, let's face it, there are no serious notes at INFF... On a different note: how long have you been a blogger?

Katy Bickerstaff: A serious one? Or a general one?

SME: *shrugs* I just ask the questions, I don't actually know what they mean.

Katy Bickerstaff: Ha! I started my blog about 4 years ago at the urging of my older sister. Then recently, after I had my 3rd baby, I really got into writing posts almost daily.

SME: What is it about blogging that appeals to you?

Katy Bickerstaff: First and foremost...the family history aspect of it. I plan on turning all of my blog posts into a book for my family to have

SME: Very cool.

Katy Bickerstaff: Second...it's such a great way for me to process my thoughts...crazy as they are sometimes. I find myself feeling a sense of freedom, you know? Being able to write what you feel without judgement.

SME: Writing can be very cathartic, for sure.

Katy Bickerstaff: I want my children to know what I was like at this stage in my life. Heaven knows I will be completely deranged when I'm old and gray.

SME: I'm pretty much deranged right now. So, too late I guess

Katy Bickerstaff: Why do you write Sarah?

SME: In the words of Lord Byron "If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad." Without writing, I would be certifiably insane. Guaranteed.

Katy Bickerstaff: Wow.

SME: Ask pretty much any novelist and they'll tell you that they have stories and characters constantly running through their minds and if they don't write to get them out, they'll go crazy.
(Now that every non-writer reading this is a little worried about my mental stability...) What's your favorite continent?

Katy Bickerstaff: I love Canada. But that's not a continent. Can we pretend it is for the sake of my answer? Pretty please?

SME: Sure. I'm not a snob when it comes to continents.

Katy Bickerstaff: I would love to travel all over that country if I could. Ever since I saw the movie "Anne of Green Gables" I've longed to go to Prince Edward Island.

SME: I actually spent a couple hours just the other day planning a fictional trip to Vancouver. *sigh* Some day. Of course, I've been saying that about England for 10 years now.

Katy Bickerstaff: Oh, I do that all the time. I find all the spots I would hit and find hotels and everything.... We have such lofty dreams....you and I.

SME: It helps take a little of the sting out when you realize "Wait. I'm too poor to travel."

Katy Bickerstaff: Completely.

SME: Are you up for a little game?

Katy Bickerstaff: oh yeah! Wait.... Does it involve anything illegal?

SME: Nothing illegal. I promise. Although, it may be illegal in Canada. Not sure on that one. *waits expectantly for Kimberly VanderHorst and Rachel Starr Thomson to offer their Canadian wisdom*
The Mounties could interrupt at any moment.

Katy Bickerstaff: Oh....I'm drooling now. I love Mounties! Okay....sorry...back to the game.

SME: This is a game which has made multiple appearances at INFF--because it is one of my favs!! We're gonna play "Rapid-fire Q&A" in which I ask you a question and you have to give the first answer that pops into your head. No explanations or reasons allowed.

Katy Bickerstaff: Nice.

SME: Dream job?

Katy Bickerstaff: Dancer

SME: Favorite subject in school?

Katy Bickerstaff: English

SME: Dream vacation spot?

Katy Bickerstaff: Anywhere in Canada! duh!:)

SME: Favorite fairy tale?

Katy Bickerstaff: Cinderella

SME: Favorite child? Just kidding! Favorite elementary school teacher?

Katy Bickerstaff: Mrs. Houy

SME: Favorite season?

Katy Bickerstaff: Fall

SME: If you could be a competitor on any television reality show, which one would you choose?

Katy Bickerstaff: America's Best Dance Crew

SME: Least favorite smell?

Katy Bickerstaff: stinky throw up

SME: Favorite Christmas goodie? (only 6 months away!)

Katy Bickerstaff: divinity

SME: And lastly, favorite "little thing" your husband does for you?

Katy Bickerstaff: mows the lawn
Okay...how did I do?

SME: Congratulations. You answered every question right. That makes you the INFF champion!!

Katy Bickerstaff: YES!!!!!!!

SME: Woo-woo!

Katy Bickerstaff: As if I couldn't get any cooler right now!

SME: Oh, you're about to get crazy cool. We're headed to the portrait gallery!!

*draws a wicked-cool portrait*

Katy Bickerstaff: I look so good! You can tell I've been going to the Gym for the last couple of months.

SME: Look at the definition and toning. Good on ya.

Katy Bickerstaff: Nice shoes.

SME: Umm... the exact shoes I am wearing. Right. Now.

Katy Bickerstaff: Really? Do they come in a size 8?

SME: I don't know. See, I have to shop in the little girls section. It's embarrasing. But I got these Vans in the boys section. Not bad.

Katy Bickerstaff: I had a friend that loved to wear boys jeans instead of girl jeans because the waist was more forgiving. Besides...boy clothes look better on girls than the other way around. :)

SME: This is true.
I do believe that brings us to the final question of the interview. Top 5 reasons this is the best blog interview you've ever done. Ready. Go.

Katy Bickerstaff: 5. The questions were so laid back and easy going.
4. Cheesecake was discussed as a possible weather forecast for tonight.
3. This is the first self portrait I'd had made of myself since six flags when I was a teenager. And that one was too cartoonish for me.
2. I discovered our mutual love for "fantasy vacationing".
1. I got to spend chat time with a really cool gal named Sarah Eden.

Katy Bickerstaff: You don't have a "garden" in your back yard by chance, do you? :)

SME: Good one. The Garden of Eden. Everyone got that, right?

Katy Bickerstaff: I try.

SME: Thanks for being my INFF friend, Katy!

Katy Bickerstaff: No prob! Until we chat again Sarah! Remember who you are!

SME: *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

Walkabout Wednesday... Wanna Win a Prize?

2010-06-09T10:28:00.002-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 40:

First things first. I won a prize. On a blog. That never happens. N-E-E-E-E-E-E-VER happens. Yup. I won a book over at Graham Bradley's blog. That makes him exceptionally cool. Know what else makes him exceptionally cool? He's hosting another giveaway this week.

Remember way back, a long, long, long-- Okay it was last Wednesday, but it seems like forever ago. What was I saying? Oh, yeah. So last Wednesday I told you about a boat load of contests that I'm participating in.

Today is my day over at LDS Women's Book Review. There are a bunch of ways to enter. Among my favorite ways are: comment on my author spotlight (did I mention that's today?), tweet about it (especially my spotlight), mention it on facebook (again, me) and post a link on your blog (ahem). Please go comment. Please. Please. Please. I don't want to be the dorky author that nobody comments about. I've been working on reducing my dorkiness and this would really help me out. *flashes desperate smile*

If you need extra incentive, here's the prizes you would be entered for a chance to win:

$25 Amazon gift card
3 chapter/30 page critique from Nichole Giles
or one of 10 great books donated by the authors being spotlighted this month.

Go. Enter. Comment. Help me look almost cool.

And don't forget the other giveaways/contests I'm taking part in:

Chasing Twilight, an Eclipse countdown & month-long giveaway over at the InkSplasher blog. My date is June 18th, but prizes are up for grabs every single day, so head over and maybe you'll win something tres magnifique.

Summer Treasure Hunt 2010
Prizes every day for June and a bit of July over at Joyce DiPastena's blog. Same drill as the other contests: my date is June 29th, but you can win prizes on other days, as well.

Don't forget to come back for I Need Friends Friday!

(ignore "Read More!")

I Need Friends Friday: Braden Bell

2010-06-04T06:00:00.001-07:00

It's that time of the week:

(Every Friday I interview a different person and share that interview with you. Perhaps they will be a fellow-author. Perhaps one of my neighbors. Maybe the bagger at the grocery store. A member of my family. A follower of this blog. Maybe it will be you! Hey, it could happen.)

Today's guest is Braden Bell. His novel, "The Road Show," was released this week! From his website: Braden Bell grew up in Farmington, Utah and graduated from Davis High School. He earned bachelor’s and master’s degrees in theatre from Brigham Young University and a Ph.D. in educational theatre from New York University. He and his wife, Meredith live with their five children on a quiet, wooded lot outside of Nashville, Tennessee, where he teaches theatre and music at a private school. An experienced performer, Braden enjoys singing, acting, reading, gardening, and long walks with the dog. He can also be found at his blog.

SME: Welcome to INFF!

Braden Bell: I'm very excited about this. Thanks for having me.

SME: You are most welcome. I have picked out some particularly probing questions for you.

Braden Bell: Excellent, I will try to be profound and witty, poignant and wise.

SME: Nah. If you were any of those things no one would recognize this as I Need Friends Friday.
So, first question: What song/artist would people be surprised was on your playlist?

Braden Bell: I am so predictable, I'm afraid. But it might surprise some people to know I have "It's America" by Rodney Atkins.

SME: Which brings us to question 2: If you could go to any concert (artist could be living, dead, a dissolved group, whatever), which one would you want to go to?

Braden Bell: The original performance of Handel's Messiah in London.

SME: Ooooh. I hadn't thought of that. Great choice!

Braden Bell: Thanks!

SME: Old-school musicals (Rogers and Hammerstein, Cole Porter, etc.) or modern (Andrew Lloyd Webber, etc.)?

Braden Bell: Oh old school. Big time. Although, I directed Cats last fall at our school. But I am a HUGE R&H fan.

SME: We can officially be friends now. I'm old school, too. *Rogers and Hammerstein fist pump!*

Braden Bell: That is so cool!!! Hammerstein is actually one of my greatest heroes--a writer I hope to be like when I grow up.

SME: Do you have a favorite musical?

Braden Bell: I love them all. But, I think South Pacific is a uniquely wonderful show.

SME: I saw South Pacific at a fabulous dinner theater in Phoenix last year. "Bali Hi......"

Braden Bell: I'm jealous. I haven't actually seen it for years--but I listen to it regularly. And I play songs from the score frequently.

SME: Tell us a little about "The Road Show"

Braden Bell: "The Road Show" is a novel about 5 contemporary Mormons, each of whom is struggling with a flaw or burden--pornography addiction, depression, loneliness, etc.
Through their reluctant participation in their ward road show, they connect with the Atonement and find healing and peace.

SME: And it's available now?

Braden Bell: Yes, although Amazon temporarily sold out of it. But they're getting more. I'm VERY excited about all of this.

SME: Understandably so. In honor of your new release, I have a game for us!

Braden Bell: Ok, I am ready for the game.

SME: I've entitled the game: "Sarah's Sordid Road Show Past" You see, I have an extensive history of participation in stake productions.

Braden Bell: Excellent. I can't wait to hear more.

SME: I'll ask you three questions about my experiences in road shows/stake plays and then give you 3 possible answers. Get them right and you will be crowned INFF champion--an honor that many covet but not all achieve!

Braden Bell: I hardly dare hope!

SME: Question 1: At the tender age of 4, I made my debut appearance in a stake roadshow playing the part of...
a.) a 4 year old girl forced to be in the stake roadshow
b.) the ghost of a plant killed by crows because the scarecrow didn't" believe in himself"
c.) a sunbeam, as in a beam of sunlight

Braden Bell: If it's not b, it should have been. I'm going to go with the most dramatic choice here, even though it's probably C. B!

SME: It was, in fact, B!!! All the little plant spirits sang inspirational songs so the scarecrow would get his confidence back. *tear, sniffle*

Braden Bell: Awesome!!!

SME: Questions 2: For a Stake production when I was in my mid-twenties, I was so dedicated to the role I played that I...
a.) wore my costume to church the Sunday after the show
b.) stole the show, even though I was the back of the horse and not the front
c.) died my hair black

Braden Bell: I'm going to go with C, although B is very tempting.

SME: I could totally pull off B. I could. But, the answer was C. Two out of three, Braden. Not bad at all! [SME side note: our last family portrait was taken during this time, so my hair is black in the picture hanging in our living room--people always do a double take]

Braden Bell: Oh, this is getting really intense now. Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

SME: One more. Can you keep up your winning streak??
Question 3: As the director of a stake production two years ago I gave out an award at the end of each rehearsal. I dubbed that award...
a.) Sarah's Special Statue
b.) The Roadshow Rock
c.) The Glorious Golden Trophy of Awesomeness

Braden Bell: I have to go with C, although A has a nice alliterative quality.

SME: Whoa. I'm beginning to wonder if you are psychic. Or maybe you've planted a hidden camera somewhere that has followed me around all my life. Craaazy. The answer is definitely C!

Braden Bell: Yayyyyy!!! I'd say it is my vast experience in amateur theatre that has attuned my intuition

SME: Apparently. Theatre geeks unite!!

Braden Bell: Amen.

SME: Let's mosey on over to the portrait gallery and have a look at your portrait!

Braden Bell: I can't wait!

*the squeak of markers, rustling of papers*

Braden Bell: Wow! It looks exactly like me!

SME: I know!!

Braden Bell: Thanks for not including my unibrow.

SME: I always remove unibrows. It's in my contract. And I hadn't seen a pair of rockin loafers in a while, so I threw some in there.

Braden Bell: I agree. Loafers are highly underrated. I also wear sweater vests--another sadly underrated garment.

SME: Also underrated: the sweater vest/loafer combo.

Braden Bell: I probably need to invest in some loafers.

SME: I would recommend it.
That brings us to the final question of the interview: Top 5 reasons this is the best blog interview you've ever done. Ready. Go.

Braden Bell: 1. You like Rodgers and Hammerstein.
2. You have done church theatre
3. You said I could plagiarize your life for a book [SME side note: this is in reference to a pre-interview conversation--curious now, aren't you?]
4. I have a new fashion idea
5. I have a portrait in which I am skinny, youthful, and no unibrow!

SME: You are also highly fashionable in said portrait. Bonus!
Thanks for joining me on INFF!

Braden Bell: Thanks for having me.

SME: *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

Walkabout Wednesday... Contests Galore!

2010-06-02T06:00:00.000-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 39:

Today's Walkabout Wednesday is all about contests and giveaways, 'cause there are plenty goin' on. Check them out:

Go enter! Enjoy! And watch for my giveaway days.

(ignore "Read More!")

May's Winner and THREE more Giveaways... Whaaaaat?!

2010-06-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

First things first, the winner of May's super-secret giveaway (a copy of Janette Rallison's "My Double Life"), as selected by Random.org from amongst the many, many entries, is...

Elizabeth Morgan

(send me an email - click on the "contact me!" tab - with your address so I can send you your fabulous prize!)

Now, on to the joy that is the summer giveaway season. I will not be hosting monthly giveaways this summer. Try to not be completely depressed. You see, I'm not doing my usual giveaways because I am participating in 3 giveaways this month and I am pretty sure I would fall over dead from sheer giveaway overload if I tried to keep track of any others any time soon.

I know, all you heard in all that was "blah, blah, blah, giveaway, blah, blah, blah, dead" and now you're really confused. I'll lay it out for you nice and simple. Here are the fabulous giveaways I am part of along with links and details:

LDS Women's Book Review Countdown to Summer 2010 - LDSWBR will highlight a different author & book throughout the month of June and at pleasantly pleasing intervals will giveaway books. My day is June 9th! I'll remind everyone when my day comes along so you can run over and win a copy of Courting Miss Lancaster. But check it out on other days as well, because there is a lot to win over there!
Chasing Twilight: the Countdown to Eclipse Virtual Road Trip to Forks Twilight Trivia Contest - Funtastic daily prizes will be given away every day June 1st to July 3rd, with multiple ways to enter each day. Additionally, a fabulous grand prize is up for grabs! My day is June 18th! I'm giving away Twilight Saga-themed gift box, which includes chocolate, jewelery and a book--three of my favorite things! And, of course, I'll remind you as that day gets closer. But, like I said before, don't limit yourself to June 18th--there are some great prizes in this contest as well!
The 2010 Summer Treasure Hunt - An entire month (and then some) of daily giveaways! My day is June 29th! Yep, I'll remind you. And, yep, you should go there every day because the list of prizes goes on and on and on!

Are you feeling better now? Are you excited and ready to go win fabulous prizes? Good. Because I'm going to go take a nap.

Today's the Last Day of the Super Secret May Giveaway!

2010-05-31T09:41:00.004-07:00

Just a friendly reminder:

All entries in May's Giveaway must be posted by midnight tonight!

To enter for a chance to win a copy of Janette Rallison's "My Double Life":

(one entry for each of the following)

Leave a comment on this blog
Leave a comment on Janette's blog
Post a link on your blog
Leave a comment on my FB page
Give the contest a shout out on FB
Tweet about the giveaway

(Be sure to come back and tell me what you've done, in case I'm not smart enough to figure it out. [more likely than you probably realize])

I Need Friends Friday: TJ Bronley

2010-05-28T06:00:00.004-07:00

Time to meet T.J.

SME: Welcome to INFF!

T.J.: Thank you. I'm so glad to be here. I mean, I worked hard at my flattery to get an interview with you.

SME: The kissing-up was very, very impressive.

T.J.: I've learned over the years how to bribe people properly. The chocolates are at Annette's house.

SME: First question, and perhaps the most important one... what is your essential writing food? Stuff that has to be close by when you write.

T.J.: Oreos are some of the most essential. But you know what, you can't have milk to dip in. A milky keyboard is not as easy to clean as a Cheetos-filled one.

SME: This is true, my friend. Cheese powder can be lightly brushed away. Milk, not so much.
Have you always wanted to write or is this a recently acquired sickness?

T.J.: I have dreamed of being a writer since I was about 10 or 11. I'll have to say that random ideas started really flowing into my head when I was 14.

SME: So, TJ, what's your favorite continent?

T.J.: (Yes, the continent question!) Europe.

SME: Europe receives a steady flow of votes. Why Europe? Not that there's anything wrong with Europe...

T.J.: I served my LDS mission in Belgium and France. My mother's parents were native Hungarians (really want to go to Hungary one day.) My wife's mother was raised in Ireland and my wife loved visiting her grandparents in England. And without Europe, we'd be left without the best forms of chocolate.

SME: All I heard was "blah, blah, blah chocolate." All-in-all, a very convincing argument.

T.J.: Chocolate is always convincing.

SME: You are the genius behind the uber-popular "Survivor: LDS Authors" post. And, as such, I have fashioned a new game particularly suited to you.

T.J.: Sweet! Bring it on!

SME: I have entitled this game "'Survivor: LDS Authors,' the details"

T.J.: Sounds difficult already.....

SME: I will ask you 3 questions regarding various details of this undertaking and you, as the creator, will decide which option would be the best fit. Cool?

T.J.: Cool...or in the words of Elana Johnson: awesomesauce.

SME: Alright.
Detail #1: Location. Knowing the need for a remote, destitute location in which survival is not entirely assured, which of these 2 options would be best for Survivor: LDS Authors?
a.) a small meeting room at the next LDStorymakers Conference
OR
b.) a remote island without access to books, the internet or the latest copy of Publishers Weekly

T.J.: Tough one. But I have to say "a". What you don't know is I'll make sure that none of you have cell phones or laptops.

SME: *slight choking sound* um... I feel faint...

T.J.: Also, no one cares about the where with Survivor: LDS Authors as much as the who.
Or is it whom?

SME: Where's Annette Lyon when we need her?

T.J.: Probably eating chocolate, writing about chocolate, baking with chocolate. Somewhere around there.

SME: Okay.
Detail #2: The Immunity Idol. Motivation is key with the I.I. and I'm thinking a bunch of spacey authors need added incentive. With that in mind, which of the following would make the best immunity idol?

<-----a.) an iPad with fully charged batteries
OR
b.) a Whitney Award------>

T.J.: I'm going with the iPad with fully charged batteries. What a luxury to have that thing!

SME: And when the batteries run out... you can use it as a very small coffee table.

T.J.: Or hit your enemy over the head with it during a challenge. Somehow, weapons were brought up for Survivor: LDS Authors

SME: We are a cut-throat lot. No weapons barred, particularly the literary kind.

T.J.: Yes, writers can get creative.

SME: Detail #3: The Winner. I'm not naming names *Josi Kilpack* but there was some smack-talking going on in the comments of your post. *Josi Kilpack* Let's set the record straight.
Who, between
<-------myself and
someone I'll call...
uh... Kosi Jilpack,----------->
would you consider the most likely to win?

T.J.: Nice headshot!

SME: See how very prepared I am? Now THAT'S a survivor!! I'm no sweet, halo-adorned competitor! I'm fierce and a force to be reckoned with!

T.J.: Yes (if I can keep talking maybe I can stall for a really good answer to the Sarah vs Josi dilemma)

SME: I'll just let you think about that. *pointed look of warning*

T.J.: If the final two were somehow you vs Josi, I think the winner may be you. Sorry to Josi, but I say that because Josi writes murder-mysteries while you write calm, peaceful historical romance.

SME: Oh yeah. I think I'd be all over the out-of-nowhere victory. They'd never see it coming. Mostly because they wouldn't be looking low enough.

Perhaps we should head on over to the portrait gallery to check out your portrait.

*Sarah's whips-out yet another fabulous portrait*

T.J.: I love the Ninja Turtle bandana/Survivor buff. And it looks like I'm holding some yummy french fries.

SME: Those yummy french fries are the Immunity Idol iPad. Very chic, I know.
It's been decorated.

T.J.: Yes, very much so. Maybe I'm just hungry and want French Fries. But yes, it's a book-loving, Survivor fan's dream portrait.

SME: Heck yeah.
That, my newest INFF friend, brings us to the final question of the interview. Top 5 reasons this is the best blog interview you've ever done. Ready. Go.

T.J.: 1: This is my first interview and will go down in history as the most crucial in my career.
2: Any conversation with European chocolate is good.
3: I got awesome red sandals in my portrait
4: I got to pick a Survivor winner, (though I still maintain Howard Tayler would win.)
5: I'm so vain that I think this interview is about me.

SME: I look forward to the day when Survivor: LDS Authors becomes a reality. I will be there with concealed weapons and devious plans!

T.J.: And I look forward to hosting it and getting to interview you instead.

SME: Thanks so much for stopping by.

T.J.: Thanks for having me.

SME: *cue exit music* Well, this has been "I Need Friends" Friday. Come back next week when I will make another friend!!

Walkabout Wednesday: The shortest Walkabout Wednesday on record

2010-05-26T06:00:00.000-07:00

It's Wednesday. Let's go walkabout.

(I'm bringing along a few of my mates as I wander through the vast wilderness of the publishing industry, learning the ins and outs, and having a grand adventure.)

Walkabout, Week 38:

Hey. Remember May's totally cool, very secretive giveaway? Remember how if you go comment on Janette Rallison's blog you get double entries in this giveaway?

Well, a little birdie told me that if you go comment over there now, you'll be entered in another giveaway that is eerily similar to this one. Crazy, man.

So go do it. But be very stealthy about it. Then come back and tell me that you did.

PS--This week's INFF is going to be fabulous. Come back Friday and check it out.

(ignore "Read More!")

Sarah M. Eden

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